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新闻链接>>>>>>TMZ：“小甜甜”布兰妮报警称 自己在试图与文班合影时被保镖掌掴

新闻链接>>>>>>布兰妮声明：我的保镖也没有殴打粉丝 我还没有得到文班的道歉

新闻链接>>>>>>持续发酵！文班IG评论区沦陷 网友谴责并要求其公开向布兰妮道歉

新闻链接>>>>>>文班亚马：我以为这没什么大不了的 回酒店才知道当事人是布兰妮

“小甜甜”布兰妮被文班亚马的保镖掌掴，此事一经报道便广受关注。想必吧友们今日也已熟知此事。

在美国论坛上，美网友也对此事进行了热议，如下是部分美网友的评论。

[–]Raptorsarvtovi 15.3k points 17 hours ago

“I thought you were a regular person which would have made me slapping you acceptable”

猛龙球迷：“是个误会你别当真～以为你是个纯路人～扇一巴掌也没人疼～”

新闻链接>>>>>>文班亚马：我以为这没什么大不了的 回酒店才知道当事人是布兰妮

–]Lakersrhugghed 66 points 15 hours ago

“I wouldn’t even be apologizing to you if I didn’t realize that you’re Britney Spears.”

湖人球迷：“要不是你叫小甜甜～想都别想我会道歉～蹭我流量臭不要脸～”

新闻链接>>>>>>布兰妮声明：我的保镖也没有殴打粉丝 我还没有得到文班的道歉

[–]LakersPolarBearLaFlare 3473 points 16 hours ago

They really treat regular people like nothing lol I happened to be in the same club as Drake and Von Miller one night and they made sure to let everyone know they were there cause their security teams were just bulldozing through people to get to their sections; they didn’t give a damn if you were old, black, white, etc. if Drake was walking through you were about to get shoved

湖人球迷：这些大明星是真不把老百姓当人看啊，哈哈哈！有一次晚上，我恰好和德雷克还有Von Miller（NFL球星）在同一个夜店，当时他们动静整得挺大，以确保在场的每个人都知道他俩也在这个夜店！他们的安保人员像推土机一样撞开人群，生生地从人群中开出了一条路，通往他们的包厢！他们才不管你是白人、黑人还是老年人，只要德雷克从你身边走过，你就会像中了神罗天征一样被弹开！

[–]LakersFuzzyRo 353 points 15 hours ago

on the flip side was at a table at Greystone right next to KD and he was super chill and low key minimal security

湖人球迷：反观杜兰特~有一次在一家酒店，我就坐在杜兰特旁边的桌子，他看上去超级淡然、低调，几乎不设防~

[–]Nuggetsmisterhubris 143 points 13 hours ago

Forreal. I worked in restaurants and KD would come in often. Big group but kept em all in line and everyone was great.

掘金球迷：千真万确！我在餐馆工作，杜兰特经常来这儿觅食，每次都带来很多人，但是他让同伴都排队有序就餐，而且他们待人都很棒~

[–]degradedchimp 62 points 5 hours ago

MVP momma effect

球迷：杜兰特的MVP妈妈教导有方啊~~

[–]NarrativeEnergy 256 points 14 hours ago

KD is a man of the people

球迷：杜兰特就是一个普通老百姓~

[–]WarriorsFiveTalents 112 points 8 hours ago

I remember when KD first arrived in the Bay Area, a video came out of him just riding the BART like a normal person lol

勇士球迷：我记得当初杜兰特初到湾区的那段时间，当时有一个视频，杜兰特坐着地铁，跟个小老百姓一毛一样，哈哈哈哈~~~

[–]Celticseamonious 762 points 16 hours ago

Tbf as a regular person I would never go up and tap Wemby on the shoulder in public. But if I did, I still wouldn’t expect to be bitchslapped for it.

凯尔特人球迷：讲真的，作为一个普通人，我绝对不会在公众场合凑上去拍文班亚马的肩膀…不过哪怕是我真的这么做了，我也绝对想象不到自己会被扔臭大姐似的被扇翻在地…

[–]Timberwolvesironsuperman 403 points 16 hours ago

I bet you wouldn't even reach his shoulder.

森林狼球迷：楼上的你想多了，我打赌你估计连文班亚马肩膀都够不到…

[–]LakersRyanGreenOnMyCock 229 points 16 hours ago

Wait how the hell did Britney reach it

She was tapping on my dudes hips

湖人球迷：我靠…等等…说得对啊！布兰妮怎么可能够得到文班亚马的肩膀啊？？小甜甜拍得恐怕是我文班兄的屁屁啊！！！

[–]Thunderfryseyes 296 points 15 hours ago

Regardless of apology - I'm hoping Britney does what most "regular" people can't: charge him, sue him, get his ass fired. Can't imagine this is the first time he's overreacted like this.

雷霆球迷：不要管啥道歉不道歉了！我希望布兰妮可以给普通人伸张正义！做一些普通人不曾有办法做到的事情：控诉他！起诉他！让他被裁掉！如果说这种过激行为是他第一次做，我才不信！

[–]Trail BlazersWhyTheMahoska 127 points 14 hours ago

She needs to massively improve her own personal security. There's absolutely no way that an NBA rookie should have better goons than Britney fucking Spears

As soon as that motherfuckers hand was halfway through the air, it should have been a goddamn situation

开拓者球迷：布兰妮得好好增强下她自己的个人安保了！一个NBA菜鸟的保镖团队竟然比小甜甜布兰妮的还要好？我靠这还有天理吗！！这些狗日的敢把手撩起来朝布兰妮稍稍摆弄一小下，应该直接他妈的被干翻在地！这才像话啊！

[–]wazzle13 627 points 17 hours ago

The funny thing is she was able to get close enough to him to tap his shoulder, what kind of shitty security is that lol

球迷：搞笑的是，布兰妮竟然可以凑得这么近，近到可以拍到文班的肩膀…这是什么狗屎安保啊我说，哈哈哈！

[–]Zlasher8 192 points 17 hours ago

She probably can barely reach his shoulder blade let alone his shoulder.

球迷：布兰妮可能连碰到文班的肩胛骨都费劲，更别说他的肩膀了…

[–]North_Atlantic_Sea 133 points 17 hours ago

Unless he eats while standing, he was probably sitting down at his table.

球迷：这样说除非文班是站着在吃东西，但他很可能是在桌子旁坐着的~~

[–]CavaliersTribe740 1742 points 18 hours ago

Well he’s getting fired. A backhand that knocks a 41 year old woman to the ground sounds like an overreaction for a tap on the shoulder.

骑士球迷：那个保镖完了，肯定要被裁了…仅仅因为拍了下文班的肩膀就反手把一个41岁的老妇女给扇翻在地…太过了…

[–]Spursthe_alert 56 points 16 hours ago

The security made two mistakes, hitting her was the second one. The first was letting her get close enough to touch his assignment’s back.

马刺球迷：安保人员犯了两个错误，把布兰妮打翻在地已经是第二个错误了，而第一个错误是他们疏忽大意让布兰妮靠得如此之近并碰到了他们的护主！

–]Spursktdotnova 1141 points 18 hours ago

"The San Antonio Spurs have waived Victor Wembanyama."

马刺球迷：号外！号外！“马刺已裁掉文班亚马！”

[–]Trail Blazersmm825 195 points 16 hours ago

You joke, but there's definitely going to be an intentionally misleading tweet that says something like "The spurs have FIRED VICTOR WEMBANYAMA's security guard"

开拓者球迷：知道你在开玩笑哈~不过肯定有媒体会取一些故意混淆视听的标题，比如《震惊！马刺已裁掉文班亚马…的保镖》

[–]JazzIntelligentEye2758 154 points 16 hours ago

[Shams] After being involved in an altercation last week where a woman was hit in the face, the Spurs have decided to part ways with recent number 1 overall pick Victor Wembanyama's director of Security.

爵士球迷：Shams：“因上周卷入一场冲突、击打了一名妇女脸部，此事件当事人已于今日和马刺分道扬镳，此人便是近日的状元秀文班亚马…的保镖。”

[–]76ersHoelEmbellyDancer 2001 points 11 hours ago

Wemby wasn't even born when Britney was in her prime

76人球迷：布兰妮事业巅峰的时候，文班甚至都还没出生呢…

[–]CIark 588 points 10 hours ago

Wemby doesn’t know she was probably more famous than he’ll ever be

球迷：文班估计不知道，要达到布兰妮曾经的知名度，可能他这辈子也不可能了…

[–]Trail BlazersKing__Rollo 589 points 9 hours ago

Not probably. She was the most famous person on the planet. The only athletes I can think that have been that level are MJ and Ronaldo, maybe Messi and Lebron too.

开拓者球迷：完全不可能！布兰妮曾经是全球顶流！我认为在运动届，唯一能和布兰妮相媲美是乔丹和罗纳尔多，也许梅西和詹姆斯也可以…

[–]Knicksoh_cya 264 points 8 hours ago

at this rate, Wemby is gonna hate the USA before he plays his first game

尼克斯球迷：照这样下去，文班还没打NBA，就已经开始恨美国了…

[–]cookingtheblandout 1512 points 11 hours ago

Haha man he’s gonna find real fast how chaotic and Hectic it is to a celebrity in America lol. What’s he does on the court is one thing but off the court man it’s whole another opponent. Lol it’s Britney spears her fan base is gonna have a field day with this one.

球迷：哈哈~文班很快就会发现，在美国做一个名人有多糟乱烦心了，哈哈哈！他在场上的表现只是一方面，而到了场下，老天哟，他面对可就是另一波敌人了，哈哈哈！那可是响当当的小甜甜布兰妮呢，她的粉丝大军保准要火力全开了~~

[–]RaptorsJohnnyFootballHero 112 points 10 hours ago

it’s Britney spears her fan base is gonna have a field day with this one

Oh man if it was Taylor Swift because her fanbase would go nuclear

猛龙球迷：这还只是布兰妮的粉丝，火力全开还好说~我的妈，这要是泰勒-斯威夫特的话，她的粉丝不得扔原子弹啊！

[–]KnicksAutisticFingerBang 161 points 9 hours ago

If it was taylor swift I have to assume her security would have literally shot his dead if they slapped her

尼克斯球迷：用得着粉丝出马？这要是泰勒-斯威夫特被人扇翻，她的保镖估计直接把那个人一枪爆头了~~

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